Day five of our hiking trip in the Lake District (no, I haven't posted about days one to four), we walked into Troutbeck and stopped for the lunch at the Mortal Man. Ordering our Real Ales, madtechie2718 says to me, "Look, there's a copy of Turn Left." The woman behind the bar says, "Yes, it just arrived today. About fifteen minutes ago."

"You realize, the author is right here..."